What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 07:05
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Still no good
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
No way
Minds and Behinds
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What goes into writing a great movie script?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!